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insanity quiz

This is the first quiz I've made. Please give me feedback about it... find a bug? Think something needs fixing/changing? Please tell me so I can make this a happier quiz-taking experience. By the way, Mike, Corey, Maggie, and Laura helped me out with this one, so mad props to them. Haha.

Even more than people have taken this quiz.

Now, children, remember not to cheat! Don't let me see your eyes wander, or I'll take away your paper! Um, yeah...

Have you ever tried slamdancing when nobody else is around?	yes no
Do you have issues with silence, and scream just to make it go away?	yes no
Are you prone to fits of shouting in a foreign language?	yes no
Do you know how your feet taste?	yes no
Do you carry a spoon around in your pocket and try to force everyone you see to lick it?	yes no
Have you talked to yourself in the past hour?	yes no
Are your friends invisible to others?	yes no
Does your tongue have a name?	yes no
Do you look at yourself and say "YOU ONE CRAZY MOFO!!" ?	yes no
Is your hair mullet-shaped?	yes no
Have you made up your very own language?	yes no
Do you carry around jars of your own urine? (I am not responsible for this question - Corey told me to put it here. hehe)	yes no
Do animals speak to you with Cathy Lee's voice? (another Corey question)	yes no
Do you think walnuts are being lazy?	yes no
Do you often find yourself hiding in trashcans?	yes no
Can you hear the love tonight?	yes no
Did Milli Vanilli sing their own songs?	yes no
Have you ever envisioned yourself dancing with cows on a merry-go-round?	yes no
CHEESE	yes no
What's the capital of Wisconsin?	Cheese Madison
Do you have a shrine to any member of a boy band? (editor's note: THAT'S JUST WRONG)	yes no
Are neon green carpets and windowless classrooms okay with you?	yes no
Should I eat this holy rotten tomato?	yes no
Can you get 'high on life'?	yes no
Is it all going to end one of these days?	yes no
At the end of the day, do you pride yourself on how many tables you've licked?	yes no
Have you ever spilled acids on yourself in a laboratory setting?	yes no
Have you ever spilled acids on yourself outside a laboratory?	yes no
Do the birds always seem to be calling your name?	yes no
Do sticks and stones bounce off your bones and fly back to hit the person who threw them?	yes no
Is this all just a game?	yes no
Have you ever been arrested for loitering?	yes no
Are you sick of this yet?	yes no
Do you know what the inside of a frog looks like?	yes no
Have you ever passed the day lounging on the yellow center line of a road?	yes no
Is Kat a goddess? (ooh! caught ya by surprise there!)	yes no
How is 'hygenic' pronounced?	hi-gee-nik hi-jen-ik
Do you have a toenail clipping collection?	yes no