insanity quiz

This is the first quiz I've made. Please give me feedback about it... find a bug? Think something needs fixing/changing? Please tell me so I can make this a happier quiz-taking experience. By the way, Mike, Corey, Maggie, and Laura helped me out with this one, so mad props to them. Haha.

Even more than people have taken this quiz.

Now, children, remember not to cheat! Don't let me see your eyes wander, or I'll take away your paper! Um, yeah...

Have you ever tried slamdancing when nobody else is around? yes
no
Do you have issues with silence, and scream just to make it go away? yes
no
Are you prone to fits of shouting in a foreign language? yes
no
Do you know how your feet taste? yes
no
Do you carry a spoon around in your pocket and try to force everyone you see to lick it? yes
no
Have you talked to yourself in the past hour? yes
no
Are your friends invisible to others? yes
no
Does your tongue have a name? yes
no
Do you look at yourself and say "YOU ONE CRAZY MOFO!!" ? yes
no
Is your hair mullet-shaped? yes
no
Have you made up your very own language? yes
no
Do you carry around jars of your own urine? (I am not responsible for this question - Corey told me to put it here. hehe) yes
no
Do animals speak to you with Cathy Lee's voice? (another Corey question) yes
no
Do you think walnuts are being lazy? yes
no
Do you often find yourself hiding in trashcans? yes
no
Can you hear the love tonight? yes
no
Did Milli Vanilli sing their own songs? yes
no
Have you ever envisioned yourself dancing with cows on a merry-go-round? yes
no
CHEESE yes
no
What's the capital of Wisconsin? Cheese
Madison
Do you have a shrine to any member of a boy band? (editor's note: THAT'S JUST WRONG) yes
no
Are neon green carpets and windowless classrooms okay with you? yes
no
Should I eat this holy rotten tomato? yes
no
Can you get 'high on life'? yes
no
Is it all going to end one of these days? yes
no
At the end of the day, do you pride yourself on how many tables you've licked? yes
no
Have you ever spilled acids on yourself in a laboratory setting? yes
no
Have you ever spilled acids on yourself outside a laboratory? yes
no
Do the birds always seem to be calling your name? yes
no
Do sticks and stones bounce off your bones and fly back to hit the person who threw them? yes
no
Is this all just a game? yes
no
Have you ever been arrested for loitering? yes
no
Are you sick of this yet? yes
no
Do you know what the inside of a frog looks like? yes
no
Have you ever passed the day lounging on the yellow center line of a road? yes
no
Is Kat a goddess? (ooh! caught ya by surprise there!) yes
no
How is 'hygenic' pronounced? hi-gee-nik
hi-jen-ik
Do you have a toenail clipping collection? yes
no