my friend said that

2/5/03

"I knew there was something wrong with him 'cause he was wearing a trashbag for a shirt."
- Lisa

"I need a helmet!"
- Justin

"I've never felt this way about a helmet." (not related to the earlier helmet quote)
- Corey

"Seatbelt!"
- Lisa

"Buzznuts!"
- Sarah

"It's gonna be Nickmas. I'm gonna have my own damn holiday."
- Nick

"My feet are all boogery."
- Molly

"Ew! Mine has a tumor!"
- Lizard's M&M examination

"My peeling skills are less than great."
- Sinan

"Is it your first time in the bottle?"
- Italian guy to Molly

"Hey! You have a hand thing for the head thing! Why is there that?"
- Corey

"Shut up, Corey. You have a dent in your head."
- Lisa

"Give that man a cookie!"
- Ashley

"Be nice to everybody cause you never know who is a ninja."
- Zack

"If a doughnut falls in the forest, and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
- Megan

"Look at that crazy monkey!"
- Ceci

"Mussolini was a leader who died a tragic life but lived one two as grand."
- Corey

"Sherman, your head is in your bookbag."
- some girl from my French class

"Look, I have a compass! Haha, it's a watch!"
- Harry

"I'm cute and helpless. You can't mock me. It's as bad as stabbing meeeeee."
- Nick

"Yesterday I found six cents, but I used it to buy some pants."
- Josh

"I'm a member of the Incest Survivors Group."
- Zack

"Her boyfriend's hot, but I'd rather have her COUCH!"
- Nicole

"No, preps reproduce asexually. They go home, divide, and both of them come to school the next day."
- Nick

"Yeah, 'cause I'm the fat old minister!"
- Mrs. Allen

"What if we found out that we had invented God, not the other way around?"
- Steven

"I'll go to your locker, 'cause Midol's the best!"
- uhh, me.

"Yeah, she should come hang out with us, god knows, we're the Salvation Army.. we accept anyone..."
- Nick

"Someone pissed in your gene pool! BANG!"
- Megan and Kris

"...But I thought it was really weird, 'cause who wants to go to the sewers?"
- er. me.

"You have bad luck with the men."
- Hianta (to me, sadly)

"There are only two classes of guys with you, Kat: 'he's nice,' or, 'he's icky,' and if you don't know him, it's 'he could be nice!'"
- Nick

"On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve buckets full of orange peels in room temperature cool whip."
- Chris

"December! What an appropriate month to be in the ghetto!"
- Mrs. Allen

"I'm gonna kick Sara Ass's leg!"
- me again. apparently I can't speak english.

"The pea in my head wants to shake a little!"
- some crazy French chick.

"Each time everybody says it, it hurt, and my heart it go littler! One day it's gonna kill me."
- Hianta (in reference to people typing <3s everywhere)

"Shit world."
- Hianta

"Is gym C.M. or Honors?"
- dumb freshman

pitite h: be sure to tell him : "you suck." pitite h: actually, say it on the microphone to the whole school pitite h: "Nicke castido, you suck. from hianta." pitite h: do it do it!!! pitite h: and then add" big hairy cold balls" pitite h: it'll be sweet of you